Tomorrow I start a new job. I am excited. I woke up at work-appropriate time this morning. I made coffee. I read the news. I booked a haircut. Then I got hungry. I looked on top of my fridge and saw the family-size box of Lucky Charms and my tummy grumbled in anticipation. I told it to pipe down and wait, as I would NOT be eating such a childish breakfast choice. I chose to bring out some pineapple, vanilla yogurt, banana, and orange juice and I proceeded to make a delicious smoothie.
So then, what makes this a Mean Monday?