Screw you; toronto drivers. Pay attention.
So, I almost got hit by a car driver on Friday. I rang the hell out of my bell, and my headlight is blinding, but she still turned left across my lane and nearly provided a terrible t-boner for me. Luckily I was able to swerve with her into the road she was driving onto.
I yelled ‘W H A T T H E F * * *!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!’ She barely put up her hand to say sorry or even acknowledge how close that was. Then I nearly collapsed over the front of my handlebars and screamed at the top of my longs ‘ ‘AAAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!’
Now, I feel like I’ve pulled a muscle just below my sternum.
Near-death experiences are SO much more effective than ab-rollers.