you forgot something, sir!

tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop

tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop that i had picked up

that was from his dog

that he let poop on someone in our neighbourhood’s lawn

 

i saw it happen. i felt apalled. i felt in my pocket and had a scoopy bag!! i picked up the poop. i ran to the man. i handed him the bag silently. he looked perplexed.  i said ‘it’s your dog’s poop! i just happened to have an extra bag!’ he said ‘thanks.’  i ran home.

 

i feel sort of righteous.

 

but i also feel like that was a funny interaction that not many people will have the opportunity to experience.

 

poop.

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1 comment
  1. Luke said:

    this is amazing.
    i hope you have more posts in the future that are tagged “poop” “stranger” and “funny”

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