tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop
tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop that i had picked up
that was from his dog
that he let poop on someone in our neighbourhood’s lawn
i saw it happen. i felt apalled. i felt in my pocket and had a scoopy bag!! i picked up the poop. i ran to the man. i handed him the bag silently. he looked perplexed. i said ‘it’s your dog’s poop! i just happened to have an extra bag!’ he said ‘thanks.’ i ran home.
i feel sort of righteous.
but i also feel like that was a funny interaction that not many people will have the opportunity to experience.