Posts tagged ‘sick’

December 28, 2010

Sniff sniff

I smell a new year!

Right after I stop being sick, I’m going to organize the shit out of my life.

I’m also going to stop procrastinating, save money, eat healthier, exercise more, stay in touch with friends and family better and…

Oh, hey! I’m going to stop setting unrealistic goals and lying to myself!!

For real though, I intend to comment on other people’s stuff more on here, and write my own stuff on my other blog, which right now only has content that people can also find on this here site, so I’m not even going to give out the link yet.

BUT if you’re really smart and you know my full name, you can probably figure out and go there, and give me advice on how to make it snazzier before I release it to the ‘public.’

June 24, 2010

Little Bites Vids – Sicky Pants Version

Know what happens when you stay home sick?

You get bored. You click away to the depths of the internet in a way you didn’t think you were still capable of.

I dedicate this post to the cool videos I found on the first day in this terrible bout of pain in which I could actually sit still for longer than 2 minutes.

1. I would play Nintendo to the end of the world if I could have this guy next to me improv-ing it up to my mad Mario World skills.

*warning* there are many links to this guy’s other videos. Resist. Or don’t. But you’ve been warned.

2. I’ve been kept up really late with pain and aggravation for the last three days, all days at least until the iniquitous hour of 4am.  When I decided to look up ‘funny’ videos on ted.com, this one coincidentally came up.

click through for the vid

3. Surprisingly, I haven’t taken the opportunity to watch that much World Cup while I’ve been off, but I did come across this post about how Nike harvested unrecycled bottles from Japanese landfills to create the Jerseys for World Cup.  Nike, you’ve come a long way baby.  The post is accompanied by this phenomenal film.

For added viewing pleasure: more videos!

Trippy

MORE trippy. In fact, I`d say it`s seizure-iffic. Don`t watch if you`re prone to motion sickness. Or seizures. Also, the actual video starts at about 01:15

Brilliant Comedian Talking about Dinosaurs.  Oh man. This kind of shit-smart humour gets me HAWT.

August 27, 2009

heyyyy neighbourhood…

…I’m part of you now.  It’s officially offical.

Today, I woke up feeling like I’d been run over by a team of horses.  Not a herd; a team.  Because only a team could work together, rallying up the effort and efficiency to run me over with such an unrelentingly brutal force.  My nose won’t stop running. I can’t stop sneezing, and my body temperature is fluctuating faster than I can take off my sweater or put on my COAT. 

I walked home from dropping off a vehicle early this morning wearing four layers of clothing, topped with a fleece.  Others around me were wearing tanks and shorts.  They looked a bit chilly, but I still looked rather ridiculous.  The point is that I walked home.  It took me almost 45 minutes.  I wanted to ensure that by the time I got home I’d be so exhausted, there’d be no way I’d be able to stay up to endure the terrible cold that had struck me overnight.  In my cold-ey haze, I walked, and walked, and I really saw my neighbourhood.  I saw it in a way that you can’t quite grasp when you’re whipping by on a bike.  I saw the little stores I wanted to explore.  I saw the little bars I wanted to ignore.  I saw the bakeries and took note of their opening times.  I noted which cafes looked like they’d have free wi-fi.  I noted which coin laundries had tempting food options near by.  I walked along the bike path and noticed the meticulous planting methods of those who had filled the formerly drab, chain-link fence with creeping vines of Virginia Creeper.  I arrived home and promptly passed out in bed for nearly four hours.  Had I had the energy to resist the sleep at all, I would have noticed the sound of more than one rush-hour GO-Train going by less than 100 meters away.

I awoke to the sound of my own sneeze. I sneezed IN my sleep.  This is a terrible feeling that I wouldn’t wish upon anyone.  I endured the fit of sounds that would be emitted from my nose and throat over the following fifteen minutes.  Once it passed, I worked up the energy to make myself some eggs and toast.  I thought about adding kielbasa and tomatoes, or making a sandwich, but I decided that simple was what my system needed.  I realized I hadn’t made myself breakfast in nearly two weeks.  It was then that I decided to make the time in the mornings to give myself some sustenance before embarking upon physically taxing days of labour.

I puttered.  I put away clothes.  I moved my mattress to the other side of the room.  I rested on said mattress for nearly fifteen minutes because the act of moving it nearly knocked my entire bank of energy out of me.  Finally, I mustered up enough energy to pack all my dirty clothes into a suitcase and make my way to the laundromat.  I passed the closest one.  It was so close it didn’t feel worth the effort of having to pack for a laundering adventure.  I found the one I was looking for, and realized it was right next door to an amazing little coffee shop.  Today marks the very first day of their liquor licensicng, and had I felt up to it, I’d have raised a glass to them.  They have local art on the walls.  They serve real coffee.  They offer more than just danishes, donuts, and muffins to snack on.  They’re amazing.

Clean clothes, fully belly, I walked home.  I passed another team of animals, waiting outside a sports bar.  The least pleasant of my neighbourhood experiences, I was asked by more than one of them to come away with them on vacation with my big suitcase.  I literally felt leered at.  But I walked past and stopped at a little 24hr convencience store to pick up a little milk for my morning tea.  He had something that smelt WAY too good not to look at underneath a papertowel.  “Columbian empanadas.”  Yes please.  And yes, I will tell my friends.  Tender beef and perfectly mushed potatoes, encrusted by a batter that can only be described as perfectly fried.  I will have to prevent myself from eating these every day. They’re that good.

I’m home now.  I feel really at home.

December 6, 2008

nothing says sick like a bunch of random videos

I’m sick.

I’m talkin’ full blown I’m experiencing delerium, headaches, stuffy nose, chest cough, sore throat, itchy eyes, I feel like I’ve been hit by a tanker kind of sick.

I’m so sick I’m not even going to fix that last sentence because I just want to get to watchin’ my videos…

and I’m watching A LOT today. so I’m going to post some of my favourites… the kind that make me feel okay about stayin’ at home, drinking orange juice while I blow my nose and sneeze and feel sorry for myself.

This first video called Caldonia Music nearly melted my heart. It’s from the movie “Love Me or Leave Me” (1955).  The kid (Sugar Chile Robinson) has the kindest, warmest, most adorable eyes I’ve seen in a while. So cute. and MAN can he play the piano… it has to be him, right?

Okay and this one is exactly what I needed. What’s a better medicine than a lion hug? The news commentators are annoying, but it’s worth it.

So then I got hungry after watching an AWESOME  instructional cooking video.  Mmmmm….

aw yah. boyfriend brought home some carrot ginger soup.  I gots me some energy for some more video watchin’

Feeling a little existential? Try this one on for size. But don’t start arguing with me about the difference between men and monkeys. I’ll throw my feces at you.

I watched a video that was very boring, but I DID learn that if you want to peel a potato really quickly, you just boil it whole with its skin on, and then put it in an ice bath for 5seconds, and then peel the skin off with your hands.  I personally like the taste of potato skin, even in smashed potatoes, so this isn’t all that useful for me… but I’m sick… so I get to write about whatever I want.

December 4, 2008

fiddy cents o love, yo

hot diggity damn.

my #1 guy brought me home two sour keys when i felt all sick and flu-ey this morning.

I didn’t realize that sugar-coated flavoured hard gelatin was the secret to fighting off sickness.

May 14, 2008

the causative agent is a rhinovirus

in other words. i am sick. i have the common cold.

i sound disgusting. my nose hurts. i can barely breathe. my throat itches on the inside and spreads out to the outside. all i want to do is sleep, but when i lay down, my sinuses fill up and i feel like i’m going to choke to death.

it came over me so quick.  one minute i’m pointing morter, the next minute, i’m like this

coughing up a lung

 

i want to be writing something better, but i feel like garbage… soaked in septic waste, frozen, and dropped into a pile of burning hot magma. i’m going to try to sleep.

*cough*

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