bASS-ment

Soooo yeah, my basement neighbour is one of those bass-obsessed types.  The kind of person that can only listen to music with a subwoofer.  The kind of person who needs to FEEL his music as well as hear it.  I’m two floors above him and his music vibrates my bed… and not in a good way.

So this morning, when the bass had finally subsided at like, 430 in the a.m…. of course the ol’ pup decides that it is then that she needs to go out for a walk/pee!

So I took her out and took advantage of the cool light and took some pics:

 

 

dog park

saw a little dog licking a big dog’s ding dong.

i know THEY’re having their own pleasure war!

what a life.

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i’m still giggling about it.

that lady is a tramp

actually, she’s a bitch.

our dog got humped in the face today by another dog.

she took it like a champ for about 3.4 seconds before dashing away like a deer.

what a tease.

hunting shadows vs. chasing tail

Which one is more prototypically dog-like??

Chutney does both.

She’s hilarious.  I’m enjoying her company more and more as she becomes more and more established in her own character.

*note* Chutney is ‘my’ dog.  She lives with us.  She’s super.

craigslist

I think this is my favourite post-secret I’ve ever seen!

you forgot something, sir!

tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop

tonight i handed a stranger a bag of poop that i had picked up

that was from his dog

that he let poop on someone in our neighbourhood’s lawn

 

i saw it happen. i felt apalled. i felt in my pocket and had a scoopy bag!! i picked up the poop. i ran to the man. i handed him the bag silently. he looked perplexed.  i said ‘it’s your dog’s poop! i just happened to have an extra bag!’ he said ‘thanks.’  i ran home.

 

i feel sort of righteous.

 

but i also feel like that was a funny interaction that not many people will have the opportunity to experience.

 

poop.

i think we’re alone now

went for a lovely skate the other morning, got some shwarma and sat and ate it in the sun in the park.  watched many dog owners… and watched an especially adorable lab follow around a woman that was rearranging the garbage in the park before trying to dig into her styrofoam of chinese food.  the dog followed her for more than 10 minutes. it was quite hilarious. 

saw two love birds playing

looked up tiffany’s song on youtube and found this butchering of the song. I don’t reccomend watching all of it. it’s bad.

 

don’t mess with my tiffany. i’ll get my lovebirds to peck your eyes out.