why are those cakes you get at big department grocery stores so popular? they are repulsive, and have the grossest texture, and make me feel like my insides are getting painted some unnaturally disgusting colours.
you know the ones i’m talking about. with the gelled on writing that usually has a spelling mistake and is better left blank:

This year, for my birthday, I got a DELICIOUS cake! Mommy knows how much I love berries, and THIS is the icing on top of it: !!!! WAYYYY Better and WAYYYY prettier.

3 responses so far ↓
Tanya Goloborodko // April 30, 2008 at 7:17 am |
Hallo,Dear Mister Todd! How are You?
woodspryte // April 30, 2008 at 11:59 am |
You have a blog. A witty blog.
I also have one….which I’ve moved from LiveJournal….because WordPress is clearly better.
http://woodspryte.wordpress.com
Tanya Goloborodko // August 12, 2008 at 6:03 am |
The birthday cake…
Today is my birhtday
I think I’ll make a cake
Mix and stir and mix
Then into the oven to bake’
Here’s the cake so nice and round
I’ll put icing on so white.
I’ll put on all the candles
To make my birthday bright!
Happy birtday to me!